Pitch Perfect Posters 20: Mega Force

Back in the seventies and eighties, film posters offered so much but the movies they advertised delivered so little. Well not any more. Cutting edge technology, digital filmmaking and sheer balls-out chutzpah means we can now bring those films to celluloid life.

Every day we will post a new poster, a logline, casting suggestions and a synopsis of the film. And someone in Hollywood is going to see this and make the films that these amazing posters deserve. Today’s film… Mega Force

‘One of us is seriously overdressed from this.’

Title: Mega Force

Logline: Sound of Freedom meets You Don’t Mess with the Zohan meets Fast X

Synopsis: Ace Hunter (Jim Caviezel) runs the hottest hairdresser in the sleepy Surrey suburb of Epsom. Pensioners pawn their pearls for his coffering skills; influencers come from miles around (or at least, Esher) for his Insta-pirational stylings and celebs kill for his cuts.

But little do his staff and clientele know, that Ace is secretly the head of an underground society of right-thinking (and RIGHT-thinking) libertarian freedom fighters known as the MEGA (Make Epsom Great Again) Force.

When transgender, climate change activist and ultra liberal councillor (and counsellor) William ‘Call me Willtheyare’ Wokenstein (Elliott Page) is voted as head of the local parish council, Ace soon sees his beautiful town descend into a nightmare of recycling bins, peculiar pronouns and enforced heat pumps.

But when a vegan restaurant replaces his local Dallas Fried Chicken, Ace knows he has to fight back. The only way he can. With big hair, big guns and even bigger cars.

Gathering his old crew including ‘fake’ taxi driver Jack Hard (Laurence Fox), women’s toilet cleaner Queen Bee (Gina Carano) and munitions expert King Pecs (Kevin Sorbo), Ace knows it’s time to pull out the big guns (literally) and put the woke to sleep…for good.

Why it should be made? It shouldn't. But hey, if you want to miss out on those sweet, sweet MAGA dollars, that’s on you. Come on, Steve Bannon, hit me up and add film producer to your already beautiful CV.

Synopsis: Comedy